Wait, they're no longer teenagers. Both are in their 20s.
Still, it seems weird to post this, being the father of
But I just couldn't pass it up. Too amusing. From Daughter Number One's facebook page (note that she is an old married lady in every way but some kind of gummint certificate):
Top 10 reasons to date an Ultimate Frisbee player:Man, if she were still under 18, I'd be whoopin' on her ass with a switch.
10. If he dumps you, it's only to swing.
9. His hammer is really long.
8. His flow is impeccable.
7. He'll tell you when it's UP.
6. He let's you pull it so he can get ready to score.
5. He'll stay on you for an intense 10 seconds.
4. If he breaks you, you're screwed.
3. He'll go deep on every play.
2. He doesn't wait for it, he comes to.
1. He'll go at it with you til he scores 15 times.
3 comments:
She's braver than me. I'm, well, more than 20-something and I wouldn't post that where my Mom could see it. That 75yr-old lady would whoop my ass with a switch.
*Shaking head* I can't believe you posted that! You deserve your daughters to see that! oi vey! :o)
By the way, you need to repost your old post, pretty please. I did mine already...
Consider it done.
Soon.
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