Sunday, September 27, 2009

Dinner tonight?

I'm glad you asked. An old American favorite: Fried chicken.

And for the side fixin's? Another old American favorite: Pease*, spiced up with some Canadian bacon. I still had some in the freezer, and though the original recipe I'm following calls for salt pork, I di'n't have any and this sounded like a good substitute.

*Seriously, that's the original form of the word and it was used the same way we use the word "corn" still. There weren't no individual "pea"s in the original olden days.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

HAHAHAHA! You HAVE to do this!

Scroll ahead to the "dueling banjos" part of this video, about 3:40 into it, and listen to them try to top each other:



Ha! Eric Weissberg and Tom Paxton. What's not to love?

Friday, September 25, 2009

Quote of the century

From the lovely Daughter Number Two:
"[DNT] is WTFing in WTFment"
Leave it to her to coin one of the greatest phrases of the 21st century.

And I fully intend to find a way to work that into a conversation.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Righteous

Via my buddy Ira (my liberal friend who made me an honorary Jew):

HAHAHAHA!

That is so freakin' funny.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Great Googly Moogly

I expect that this exercize in the pursuit of "peace" will be about as effective as the original.
What will you do to make peace on 21 September?
I don't know specifically, but killing a few hundred terrorists would be a nice start.

Morning chuckle

Came across this while looking for something else. Hadn't heard it in years. Enjoy.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Just FYI...

Our dear and lovely friend Maggie May has moved her digs. She can now be found here:

No Retreat, Baby, No Surrender.

Adjust your bookmarks accordingly.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Sumbitch

I'll be damned. One of my favorite rock/country/amusing songs of all time. All these years I thought only Charlie Ryan and Commander Cody covered it. Boy was I wrong:



Sing it Roger!

Declared

It is the position of this blog that this is the suckiest rock 'n' roll* song of all time and that it set back the progress of rock 'n' roll by at least 50 years. I don't care that it charted on the Billboard Hot 100, nor that it charted on the R&B charts and the country charts. It still sucks.

If you disagree, please slap yourself until you come to your senses.

*Disco doesn't count. It is not rock 'n' roll. And it's in a class of suckiness all by itself.

UPDATE: This is a strong contender for #2. Not as bad, but still sucky.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Still laughing

Found on facebook by a distant relation of a relation:



Here's your sign.

Oh, and this seems to be somewhat old, making reference to postage going up from 39 cents to 41 cents. Still, pretty amusing.

Chuckle

First seen via our buddy Dave J, later I found the original via Physics Geek. From Neal Boortz (but I'm using the formulation I saw from Dave):
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayze's funeral and said "Michael Jackson's funeral was way better!"
Snort!

Rule 34

Oh, sweet baby Jesus. Somebody actually went and did this.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

A Poll!

Compare and contrast for one of my favorite songs of all time.

Gogi Grant:


Patsy Cline:


Call now! Operators are standing by!

Well, actually, we fired the operators. Drop your comments in the comment section.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Shut up, kids

Your time is coming.

My buddy Julie sent this along:

Monday, September 14, 2009

What is your time worth?

Thoughtful silence for a fallen hero:



One minute.

The time you lost to the funeral procession for a fallen hero:



Five minutes.

Getting smacked upside the head with a very polite clue bat because your petty little complaint is "self-serving and without merit":



Priceless.

Getting stuck behind a funeral procession for a fallen hero is one of those things. For some perspective on why you shouldn't get whiny about it, there's Sheriff Boyer.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

New reading material

Made our occasional trip to Borders today. Picked up this.

And this.

And this.

And this.

Just a little light reading...

UPDATE: Forgot to mention before, I also checked out "Common Sense" on tape from the library, for to take on my weekend bike rides. Interestingly, this particular "book on tape" is read by Adrian Cronauer.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

This is pretty cool

General Patton's real voice. Man, what I wouldn't give to hear him give the original version of the original speech in his own voice. Not to denigrate George C. Scott's portrayal, but damn.



UPDATE: This is pretty cool too:

Friday, September 11, 2009

So what was I doing that day?

I was at work. Got there around 5 or 5:30, answered emails and such. A little before 6 I went out to the car for some reason, don't remember just why. Turned on the radio and it was on a network (rather than local) feed. They talked about an airplane hitting one of the WTC towers. So I went back inside to see the TV we have in the lunchroom.

The news there was showing video of the tower burning, and talked about how a jetliner had hit the tower. Much later, the local RWDB radio talked about how it was obviously an attack (broad daylight in Manhattan and no pilot would do that by mistake and so on) but I am a strong supporter of Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. So I immediately assumed that someone had messed up bigtime.

But as I watched that tower burn, the second plane hit. And I immediately thought, "A lot of people are going to die for this." And I didn't even know about the other two planes yet, nor about the Palestinians dancing in the streets.

Never forget. Never forgive.

Remembering September 11, 2001

[Bringing back my original post]

HERO:

Remembering Tom Burnett, a Hero of Flight 93.



Tom was one of the leaders of the passengers who fought back to retake Flight 93 and prevent even more devastation and death.

A born leader, Tom quarterbacked his high school football team to the state championship game. After college, he took a sales job and worked his way up to vice president of Thoratec Corporation in San Ramon, CA.

He met his future wife, Deena, in 1989 and they were married three years later. They had three beautiful daughters. A devoted father, he once insisted that he and Deena travel separately by plane on vacation, so that their girls could not be left parentless should something happen.



When flight 93 was taken over by hijackers,
He made four calls to his wife, Deena, from the plane. Deena Burnett said that her husband told her that one passenger had been stabbed and that "a group of us are going to do something.". He also told her that the people on board knew about the attack on the World Trade Center, apparently through other phone calls.




Tom, Tod Beamer, and Jeremy Glick led the passenger revolt when they learned of the planes that hit the twin towers, and soldiered the first counterattack in the War on Terror.

Tom's legacy is best summarized by a schoolchild commenting on the September 11 website:
[A]t my school we were asked to write about someone brave that was in this horrific tragedy. So I picked Mr. Burnett because he was one the most wonderfulest man that I have ever read about and heard about. He is my hero because of everything he has done
Mine too.

There is a street named for Tom Burnett in Pleasanton, CA, honoring his life and his heroism.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

This is starting to bug me

My Dodgers are only two games in front. Manny needs to go back on the DL. Anybody got a phone number for Tonya Harding?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Minor observation, apropos of nothing

Why is it that amongst all these highly paid talking heads floating around in the media, not to mention all those highly paid (off) politicians infesting the feddal gummint, apparently not a single damned one can properly tie a necktie?

It's really irritating to see sloppily tied Windsor-wannabes on all of these cretins.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Reminds me...

This bumper sticker at Instapundit reminds me of one I saw this weekend while up country. "If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them."

Monday, September 7, 2009

What's for dinner tonight, you ask?

I'm glad you asked. I'm making my first attempt at dove pie. I'll let you know how it goes.

UPDATE: It was excellent.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Home again

After a very quick trip up country.

I think I mentioned a few weeks back that I went to the ranch to get the pickup truck for to help Daughter Number Two move into her new digs. Well, this weekend she brought her old car ("Helen", as in, "Helen Wheels", though that's not why she named her so... long story) back home to here, after getting a new one. And so I carted said DNT back to her new digs on my way to take the pick-'em-up truck back up to the ranch for to retrieve the venerable Scooby-Doo.

Oh, and to hunt a few doves. Got four between last night and this morning. And tomorrow, Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise, etc., and so on, dinner shall be dove pie.

But for now my butt's tired and I'm going to bed. 'Night all.

Oh, before I forget, a great big shoutout to the Revolutionary War Veterans Association. These dudes are cool. I may expand on this later.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Just curious...

Does anyone else get a queasy feeling in the pit of the stomach at the idea that our country's National Security Advisor is Jim Jones?

Because I sure do...