Jokes

Okay, still in a Kingston Trio mood. This is from their last session together, I'm not sure if it's 2007 or 2008. But I love the jokes, herewith noted:

Fella hears a scratching at his door. He opens the door and sees a snail. He grabs the snail and throws it out into the woods.

Three months later, he hears a scratching at his door. He opens the door and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "So what was that all about?"

Heh.

Another:

So this guy goes out in the woods and shoots a deer. He packs it on his back, heading for his truck, but runs into a game warden.

Game warden says, "You know, there's no hunting here now."

Guy says, "I haven't been hunting."

Warden says, "What's that on your shoulder?"

Guy looks over his shoulder, and says "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Heh. Stories told in real time here.

That would be their last performance together. RIP Nick. You did some great stuff.