Saturday, September 19, 2009

Declared

It is the position of this blog that this is the suckiest rock 'n' roll* song of all time and that it set back the progress of rock 'n' roll by at least 50 years. I don't care that it charted on the Billboard Hot 100, nor that it charted on the R&B charts and the country charts. It still sucks.

If you disagree, please slap yourself until you come to your senses.

*Disco doesn't count. It is not rock 'n' roll. And it's in a class of suckiness all by itself.

UPDATE: This is a strong contender for #2. Not as bad, but still sucky.

2 comments:

Dave E. said...

What the heck commercial is that used in now? Anyway, to me the extraordinary badness of My Sharona and the fact that it was the top hit of 1979 will always be the worst point in rock 'n' roll history. Dark times.

I'm still bitter.

JeffS said...

Well, both are certainly in the bottom. But I had forgotten them until you dredged up that memory.......