Shamelessly stolen from a FB friend from high school. Lovely gal. And this is so true (though I've revised it just a little from her formulation):
Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater to give to you.
If you give a smile, she will give you her heart.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her your sperm, she will give you a child.
So you really should think long and hard before you give her any crap.
Iz out!
2 months ago
4 comments:
heh...sound advice.
I remember when I first heard that, I was all set to roll my eyes and go, "Oh great, more glurge about how women are so saintly and wonderful."
Until I got to the last line.
Yeah, that's actually pretty true. Not of all of us, but of enough of us for the saying to ring true.
That is funny right there.
Wouldn't be as funny if it weren't true.
Oh Ken, as usual you have made me laugh. And I agree with Laura... it wouldn't be so funny if it weren't true!
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