For Mr. Bingley, who hates me

Tough, kid. You're a pathetic, whiny child. Sis, kick his ass.

On second thought, don't. At least not for his sad, little Tom Lehrer envy. On general principles, go ahead.

But not for lack of Tom Lehrer-trying. He has in the past shown some aptitude for Tom Lehrer references, and for that I forgive him his hatred.

And embed this:



UPDATE: I just thought I'd throw this one in for fun. Not exactly certain where it falls on the spectrum of "the ridiculous to the obscene", though perhaps it goes "too far", but there you have it:



That's right, man, kick them when they're down!