I think I'm broken

Subtitle: "WTF were my parents thinking, and why do they still hold a grudge against me?"

So a song popped into my head today. No idea why. And since it did so, it's been an earworm. No, more than an earworm. An ear-I'MBORINGTHROUGHYOURHEADUNTILYOUREARSBLEED-worm. We had this song on 45 when I was a mere lad. And so I blame my parents for this. Because this is one of the dumbest popular country songs of all time.

And so I'm going to inflict it on you. Go on, click on it. You know you want to. For curiosity's sake if nothing else: