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Swillers have been having some server issues. They seem to be up and running now, but the suave and talented Mr. B send along this item for me to post in his absence. His title and commentary, as it would appear if posted there:
How Come He’s Frito-Lay...
... but she’s not? "A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.
… Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
[End of Mr. Bingley's commentary]
Me again. Oh yeah, she's all that and a bag of chips:
6 comments:
She's definitely not the "reduced fat" version.
WV: "licor" posted without comment.
And worth every chip, I'm sure.
WV: vionle - Part of a drunken string quartet
Yikes. But you want to know what's worse? I've seen prostitution defendants who make her look like Miss California. I distinctly remember whispering in the ear of another prosecutor a couple of months, "I wouldn't hit that with a ten-foot pole if YOU paid ME."
All that sodium makes us ladies bloat, guys.
Kate, darling, that's way more than sodium-and-a-half.
But you want to know what's worse? I've seen prostitution defendants who make her look like Miss California.
Dave, that is so sad it makes me want to send you actual money. For the children, of course.
Dave, the proper phrase, in this context, is:
"I wouldn't touch her with a vaccinated crowbar."
TW: cootois. Ugh! The server has a dirty mind.
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